Stop asking for 2014 to be good to you. Fucking grab your balls and make it good.
Grabbed balls and just ended up masturbating. Instructions were unclear.
when your friend tells you about their crush
when you have sex with your friend’s crush
Merida: one of the few Disney princesses whOSE MOTHER DIDN’T ACTUALLY DIE AND LIE TO HER ABOUT ALWAYS BEING THERE
There’s nothing wrong with sex, people.
- Having sex every day.
- Saving sex for your wedding night.
- Never having sex.
- Having sex with different people.
- Having sex with one person.
- Having sex with a person of your same gender.
- Loving sex.
- Hating sex.
- Being loud.
- Being quiet.
The only thing wrong with sex?
When it’s not consensual.
Because that’s not sex. That’s rape.
Reblogging again because this post is so important.
Single and ready to get nervous around anyone I find attractive.
Matt Fraction (@mattfraction on twitter) requested some posters of Nymphomaniac with googly eyes. It was my sick day so…
so I woke up still drunk from my bottle of wine last night. its been an interesting 24 hours. I’m now a combination of hungry, nauseous, tired, emotional wreck/everything is funny and I cannot function. who let me adult.